lads the pouch costs the venue money and they'll put it on the ticket. £90 becomes £96 so you can have an experience. nah. put your phone away yourself, dont make me pay for your self control

I run a phone box in my classroom and it costs eleven dollars. The reason people want the pouch isn't the pouch, it's that nobody manages to "put it away yourself" when 2,000 people around them haven't. That's not a self-control problem, it's a crowd problem. Crowds need rules.